partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

(via vvebkinz)

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

(Source: sadhag, via vvebkinz)

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

(via vvebkinz)

tamamuratamao:

that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like

(via shuichiaizawa)

jinxley:

“i will be grading this assignment for completeness not correctness”

(via dogesexual)

rlymax:

*yodels into canyon*

(via ruinscape)

amoying:

im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me

(via earthnation)